I honestly couldn’t even focus on Willow as a song because I couldn’t get past Taylor as an early English settler creating witch hexes with the original Sanderson Sisters. The 1800’s don’t want you or those bangs. (I literally started a new paragraph because after being outraged by kids I wanted to move onto the bigger topic at hand) She is literally in a one room school house. (still obviously holding onto a lot of resentment for all of the influencers and famous friends who were sent cardigans and my mailbox didn’t see a whisper.) WHY ARE WE SUDDENLY WATCHING KIDS. Starts with that G-D cardigan and a magic piano transforming her into a magical forest. My raw, unadulterated thoughts (remember I watched it AT midnight after a wine and pasta filled evening.): I also may have been a wee bit overserved, but here we go. But I did want to at least give you my instant thoughts about the Willow music video, which I stayed up past my bedtime to watch. Obviously I now have my weekend work cut out for me as I’ll need to recap a track by track, which I’ll be publishing on Monday if all goes well. HOWEVER should anyone want to gift me with literally anything from the Taylor Swift store, I welcome it with open arms. If I may borrow a song title off of evermore, ‘Tis the Damn Season for me to be broke as a joke buying holiday gifts.
#JLO CORN ROLLS LOVE DONT COST A THING FREE#
And you know what, I think I’ll stick to Spotify free listening this time around until I can buy a moderately priced physical cd in person at Target. SUCHHHHHHH a boss move to be like it’s a gift, cough up your money tho.
If you do, you’ll be rewarded with bonus tracks that you can’t hear anywhere else.
A post shared by Taylor Swift everyone, thanks for buying all of my overpriced merch and going out of your way to get my folklore cd that took an entire month to ship because of covid or whatever, I’d like to give you the birthday present of buying more of my overpriced merch and again going out of your way to buy a cd that may never arrive.